Total Medals Earned: 188 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,485 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 17/19 (535/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 4/12 (125/440 points)
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (210/360 points)
Ride 3000 miles in one game
Destroy 10 garbage trucks
Kill 1000 enemies
Destroy the final boss
Kill 100 vultures
Upgrade your car to level 10
Medals Earned: 9/14 (135/445 points)
you read the help
50 enemies killed
10 enemies killed
paint the car in the shop at least once
launch 25 rockets
mission "Crystal is Forever" completed
complet mission "Quantum of Power"
use turbo-booster 50 times
collect 18 golden badges
kill 500 enemies
complete mission "Gold wheel"
all of the weapons in the shop purchased
collect 36 golden badges
purchase all of the upgrades in the shop
Medals Earned: 9/11 (375/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
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Fail 55 times
Medals Earned: 5/10 (45/495 points)
Win the race on Cherry Mountain!
Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!
Win the race on Coastal City!
Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!
Beat the race on Neon Good Times!
Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!
Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!
Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!
Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!
Medals Earned: 2/17 (50/525 points)
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers